This has definitely been the coldest December the Northern United States has had in the past couple of years. Usually, we have to wait until January or February to feel like snow could come at any second, but it seems that the climate isn't going to change as quickly as we once thought. If your house doesn't have a fireplace or has one of those fake fireplaces, you need something to help you stay warm during these sub-freezing days. You can't turn on your heat for fear of an $800 bill or the voice of your dad in your head saying, "You better not be turning the heat on!" Your best bet is to put on your coziest sweatshirt, put on a Snuggie blanket from those iconic infomercials from 15 years ago, bury your body under the sheets and comforter on your bed, and use your limited mobility to scroll through these memes.