Don't you wish you had the force this holiday season? I would be done with my Christmas shopping already because I would have "borrowed" a full Macy's aisle and divided up the goods. And forget about the struggle of wrapping, that would all be done with a simple lift of the index finger. But alas, I do not possess the force (that I know of), so I'm left to my last-minute trips to the department store and wrestling with reindeer-printed wrapping paper until my credit card is sore and my fingers are covered in paper cuts.
But that's the joy of being a human and not a Star Wars character. When I think about it, though, I would rather be me than anyone in the Star Wars franchise. They're always under so much stress. An annoying work email is nothing compared to having to fight in the Clone Wars. And we humans have memes to boot.
But that's the joy of being a human and not a Star Wars character. When I think about it, though, I would rather be me than anyone in the Star Wars franchise. They're always under so much stress. An annoying work email is nothing compared to having to fight in the Clone Wars. And we humans have memes to boot.
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