It's the most Midwestern time of the year. With the mom's casserole smelling, and everyone telling you, "Have a cold beer!" It's the most Midwestern time of the year. It's the ope, ope-ist season of all. With those extra-long greetings and snow and rain sleet-ing, on the way to the outlet mall, It's the oh, oh sure-ist season of all. There'll be basement parties for hosting, PBRs will need coasting, and dogs relieving themselves in the snow. There'll be scary Packers stories and tales of the glories of Da Bears of long, long ago. It's the most Midwestern time of the year!
However you celebrate this year, make sure you have some good, clean Midwestern fun while doing so. After all, there's nothing we do better than surviving terrible weather and drinking during the daytime, and that's what the holiday season is all about. And warming yourself by the fire and scrolling some memes.
However you celebrate this year, make sure you have some good, clean Midwestern fun while doing so. After all, there's nothing we do better than surviving terrible weather and drinking during the daytime, and that's what the holiday season is all about. And warming yourself by the fire and scrolling some memes.
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