Midwesterners love a good holiday party, and this week is the week for holiday parties. We love a reason to get together, eat some meatballs on a skewer, drink a Wisconsin-style old fashioned, and don our gay apparel. Midwesterners might be the best at Christmas because we're not afraid to get tacky with it. We love an ugly holiday sweater and wear them even when we're not at an ugly holiday sweater party. We're also not afraid to melt cheese on anything and everything, and we all know that makes a party better. We're also not afraid to knock back more than our fair share of eggnog, so you know we're the life of the party.
So this holiday season, find your favorite Midwesterner and ask them to bring a salad to your function. What they bring might not resemble a salad to you, but it will be delicious nonetheless. Then you can share these memes with them.
So this holiday season, find your favorite Midwesterner and ask them to bring a salad to your function. What they bring might not resemble a salad to you, but it will be delicious nonetheless. Then you can share these memes with them.
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